Mister Pinocchia – Saturn



- Good morning Pinocchia.

- Bye, manager.

- Pinocchia!

- Oh… manager… I mean: Good morning. 

- Uh, here it is.

- Did you sleep well, manager?

- Wonderfully, Pinocchia

- I’m happy about it, manager: hurray!

- Did you arrange the posters in the shop windows?

- Yes, I did.

- In the elevator too?

- Of course.

- Did you clean the shopping carts?

- Yes, sir.

- Good. How does my tie look?

- The knot is too tight, manager.

- Fix it, please.

- Of course, manager.

- Well, don’t get too close, Pinocchia…

- Ehm, but if I have to make you the knot…

- And don’t touch me too much…

- But you’re nervous, manager…

- Pinocchia, how many times do I have to say that working in contact with people is a serious business?

- Yeah, I know, I see… Ugh!

- Come on, Pinocchia, hurry up… people are looking at us…

- Manager, I think you have a problem!

- Problem? What problem, Pinocchia?

- Are you sure you don’t have Saturn in opposition?

- What do you mean with Saturn in opposition?

- Saturn is the master that gives punishments…

- By Jove! Are you sure?

- Sure, manager…

- It’s a tragedy… I’ll  go to my office, Pinocchia, hold my calls!


- Chicca?

- Good morning, thank you and sorry for the inconvenience, manager. Please, tell me, manager.

- Dial the doctor’s number and pass it on my line. Now!

- Of course, manager, thank you and sorry for the inconvenience. But, what is going on? Do you feel sick?

- Let it go, Chicca, it’s a serious problem…

- Here it is, manager, the doctor is coming, in a few minutes he’ll be here… thank you and sorry for the inconvenience…


- Dear doctor, it’s such a relief to see you…

- What’s going on, manager?

- Oh, doctor, I woke up in a good mood, but then I found out I have Saturn in opposition…

- Well, it’s not dangerous… you have to take three drops of Spasmacon, to push away negative vibrations, then three glasses of dehumidified water – you can take some from the air conditioning’s bin – and squeeze half of a lemon in it: you’ll see, within half an hour you’ll feel fine, manager!

- You know, doctor, I didn’t even started the therapy and I already feel better?

- Well of course, manager, the… science is never wrong!

- Thank you, doctor, thank you!




  1. Introduction
  2. The queue
  3. Aggression
  4. Horoscope
  5. Selection
  6. Adverbs
  7. Pronunciation
  8. Family
  9. Obsessions
  10. Robbery
  11. Agreements
  12. Meditation
  13. Fashion
  14. Formalities
  15. Prank call
  16. Problems of consciousness
  17. Clarifications
  18. Pause
  19. Special offers
  20. Something in common
  21. Jealousy
  22. Saturn
  23. Illness






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