Miss Chicca and Mister Vacca – Prank call

 

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- Hello: Supermarkets SuperPeople, good morning thanks and excuses thousands. Can I be of any assistance?

- There's a bomb at the point of sale which can explode at any moment.

- Well, thank you very much for the information, but who speaks?

- What does it mean?

- Thanks, you have to tell me who's speaking, otherwise I can't start the emergency. Do you understand?

- No, I don't. If I say there's a bomb, you need to get everybody out of there: what would be this new?

- You see, dear love, there are procedures without which we don't proceed. Do you understand, excuse me a thousand?

- No.

- That is, I can't take you seriously. Excuse me and thank you very much, sweetness!

- How don't you take me seriously? I'm a certified bomber!

- Ah, good. Good morning my dear. So give me a serial number...

- Bah… I have the right to anonymity...

- Look, good morning and sorry again. About the matter of the rights, in you I wouldn't insist, and then we can say there are also duties. Can you tell me at least if you are calling personally, in the name of a society or a subversive group?

- What does it mean?

- It means, good morning and thank you, I have to put you in the list and schedule the event. Before that I can't accept your request. Do you understand me? I'm sorry and thank you very much, but you have been doing this job for a while now?

- Yes, in a manner of speaking it's a second job… but I'm the bomber and I gave you the information, then you take the responsibility of what might happen...

- Yeah, it's soon to say bomber, for me you could be anyone… Hello? hello, good morning thank you and excuse me, do you hear me? Hello?

- Hello?

- Hello. Do you hear me? Good morning very much?

- The line comes and goes, it's very disturbed...

- Yes, in fact, now I hear you again, good morning.

- Good morning. Yes, it's there's no signal here in warehouse...

- How would it be in warehouse? Good morning and excuse me a thousand: but are you Vacca?

- ...

- Hello? Good morning, I'm sorry: Vacca? Vacca answer me, thank you very much!

- ...

 


 

PLIN PLON Mr. Vacca is wanted in the office with the utmost urgency, good morning!

 

- Here I am!

- Vacca, good morning and sorry, but are you crazy about making these phone calls? Thank you so much.

- What calls?

- Do you think I'm dummy? Good morning, thank you so much and sorry!

- But I…

- You also gave me a stroke: but why are you doing these jokes?

- Well, I... I...

- And you and you and you... Vacca: sorry, huh!

- Anyway, it wasn't a joke...

- So excuse me Vacca. If it wasn't a joke what was it?

- I don't know. It is there's too much dullness in this world and I… and then, Canapone told me to call, I didn't do anything. I just put the voice, but the idea was of Canapone. For theoretical things you have to talk to him!

- Vacca, let's finish it here, go to work, go...

- Well... but sorry Chicca, how did you recognize me through the phone? I also put a cap...

 

 

THE POST OF SUPERCASHIERS

  1. Introduction
  2. The queue
  3. Aggression
  4. Horoscope
  5. Selection
  6. Adverbs
  7. Pronunciation
  8. Family
  9. Obsessions
  10. Robbery
  11. Agreements
  12. Meditation
  13. Fashion
  14. Formalities
  15. Prank call
  16. Problems of consciousness
  17. Clarifications
  18. Pause
  19. Special offers
  20. Something in common
  21. Jealousy
  22. Saturn
  23. Illness

 


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