Meditation: I broke my chakra

 

 

 

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Brenda and Brando  are two examples of female and male Alfa: successful and perfectly integrated persons. They approach meditation and yoga more for exhibitionism than for a real search for the self which, in this series, is represented by the Teacher, the means to reach the knowledge.

The Teacher  is powerless in front of their existential questions and finds himself providing a patient Om (the mantra, a monosyllable considered primordial in the culture of yoga) as an answer. 

When there are no answers, it means the question is wrong.

 

 


Chakra pain

Brenda: – Teacher? A chakra hurts me…

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: -… the one inside the throat…

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: – Mmm… maybe it’s the after-effects of flu, Teacher…

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: – Do you think I have to go to the doctor?

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: – Maybe he prescribes me a syrup for the chakra…

Teacher: – Om…

 


The lost chakra

Brando: – Teacher, I went jogging yesterday, but when I came back I had six chakras instead of seven…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – I think I lost a chakra during jogging…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … so I went back and I retraced the whole road…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … twelve kilometres…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … but unfortunately I didn’t find the lost chakra…

Teacher: – Good.

Brando: – Good? I don’t understand…

Teacher: – On the other hand, you lost twice the calories you had set.

Brando: – That’s true, Teacher.

Teacher: – Om.

Brando: – Om, Teacher.

 


Goals

Brando: – Teacher, usually in my life I set goals…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … reaching goals…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … to excel, modestly…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … because in the hectic daily life, you have to get results…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … just to make it a meaning…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – Teacher: I have been practicing yoga and meditation for two months now…

Teacher: – Om…

Brando: – … I want to become a black belt in yoga!

Teacher: – Om…

 


Shopping

Brenda: – Teacher, I have to admit, since I do meditation I feel really good…

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: -… I’m relaxed, happy, and then you know you’re right? The past doesn’t exist!

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: – When I go out, I don’t have to think about what I did yesterday…

Teacher: Om…

Brenda: -…and not even what I’ll have to do tomorrow…

Teacher: – Om…

Brenda: – Of course: I can buy everything at the same time!

Teacher: Om…

Brenda: – Hurray, Teacher: meditation makes you feel good like shopping!

Teacher: – Om…

 


The absolute truth

– Teacher, I decided to pursue tenaciously the bright way that leads to absolute truth…

 – Om…

– … I wanna ” have it” at all costs: my friends in the club will be green with envy…

– Om…

– … and then, Teacher, money is not a problem for me… It doesn’t matter how much it will cost, I must have the truth…

– Om…

– … I’d need some advice…

– Om…

– … or a shortcut…

– … at the bottom on the right…

– But that’s the closet, Teacher…

– … then it’s at the bottom on the left, I was wrong…

– Oh my God, it’s hard to accept this…

– You’re on the right track…

– I don’t understand Teacher…

– Om…

 


Homeopathy

– Sometimes I struggle to understand the Teacher…

– What do you mean?

– It seems really dark…

– Brando, now that you make me think about it…

– Can you always understand him?

– Only when he doesn’t talk…

– Oh… well, evidently there’s no homeopathy yet between us…

– Om…


 

 


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