Mister Vacca and Pinocchia – Illness

– What a boring day, Mister Vacca! – So what? – Few customers, few deals: at this rate, the proceeds collapse! – So what? – Don’t you care about job security? Then let’s see what will you do if the store closes… – I don’t see what I could do about it, Pinocchia… – Well,…

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Mister Pinocchia – Saturn

– Good morning Pinocchia. – Bye, manager. – Pinocchia! – Oh… manager… I mean: Good morning.  – Uh, here it is. – Did you sleep well, manager? – Wonderfully, Pinocchia – I’m happy about it, manager: hurray! – Did you arrange the posters in the shop windows? – Yes, I did. – In the elevator…

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Mister Pinocchia – Jealousy

– Good morning, Pinocchia. – Good morning, manager. – I saw you cashed Ms. Lola’s shopping. – Whom? – Come on, Pinocchia: Ms. Capovolta. – Uh yeah, a dear friend of mine. – Ricordi quello che ha comprato? Do you remember what she bought? – Uhm… two baguettes, five kilograms of pasta, one kilogram of…

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Mister Canapone – Something in common

– Where is the comptroller? I’m waiting for five minutes… – MISTER CANAPONE IS WAITING FOR A PAYMENT! – I’m in a hurry! – Here I am! – Eh, but where did you go? – I was stocking the shelves, madam. – You shouldn’t move. People can’t wait for your own needs… – I was…

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Special offers

– Manager, why did you call us beyond the working hours? – So I call you to show the new promotion of SuperPeople Supermarkets. The name says it all! – Well, but why this show in grand style? – Yours is a smart question, Lady Poffin. Well… this will be a special promotion. – Yeah… by…

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Mister Vacca and Mister Canapone – Pause

  – Canapone? Get me the snack ticket immediately, so I’ll take a break … – Yes, Vacca, but ask the customer if you’ll get you in… – Excuse me. Could I make me do the receipt of this snack? I have to break. – Yes sure, please. – Are you sorry? – No, go……

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Mister Ciccio – Clarifications

  – Mr. Dello Straccio is wanted in the office! – Tell me, Mr. Manager. Here I am, I’m ready, agile and industrious. – Go out and call the boy asking for charity at the parking. – Why, Mr. Director? What happened? – Don’t worry, Dello Straccio, it’s my business. – I’m going. – Here…

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Mister Canapone – Problems of consciousness

– I’m really tired of this life. It’s not easy, it’s not that easy at all. – I know. I understand you. Do you want an envelope? – No thanks. I brought it… you see, I lost my wife on the eve of the golden wedding. I’m alone. I can do everything in house, but…

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Miss Chicca and Mister Vacca – Prank call

– Hello: Supermarkets SuperPeople, good morning thanks and excuses thousands. Can I be of any assistance? – There’s a bomb at the point of sale which can explode at any moment. – Well, thank you very much for the information, but who speaks? – What does it mean? – Thanks, you have to tell me…

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Miss Chicca – Formalities

– Sorry Miss, can I leave my cart here in the box? – Yes, Ms., good morning thanks and sorry. – I put it here to the side so it will not bother you… – Yes, Ms., good morning thanks and sorry. – Hello. Can I make a club card? – Yes, Ms., good morning…

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