N. 12 - Fashion



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- Vous ne pouvez pas accéder au supermarché avec le chariot de la propriété, madame!

- Eh?

- Je répète: you can't get in with your cart, you have to leave it out, avez-vous compris?

- And if someone steals it?

- C'est impossible…

- Eh?

- I am here, don't worry madame… kiss!

 

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- Excuse me. Where can I find saffron?

- Demandez au bureau, s'il vous plaît…

- Eh?

- Ask for it in office, madame...

- Thank you...

- Bye...

 

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- Pinocchia?

- Oui, monsieru le directeur?

- By god, you have to speak Italian with clients, not French!

- Oh oui, tu as raison, mon cher, but french is more chic…

- Personal initiatives here are limited, you know?

- What a bore… in this place there's a need for color...

- Pinocchia, try not to write poetry and to keep a sober behavior.

- Oh, in this way I can't breathe...

- I don't care! During work you have to respect standardized principles...

- And anyway, at least uniforms could be customized...

- What does it mean to customize?

- Director, for example: a belt of cloth would suit you. You'd be a more fashion...

- I don't understand sorry...

- Yes, take off that horrible leather belt. You look like a cow boy! Leave it to me. That is, put on my silk scarf and look: you're fine, look like an odalisque...

- Pinocchia, you push me into a deep abyss...

- Why would that be?

- When I look at you, I don't understand you... that is, Pinocchia... I... you confuse me!

- Oh... that's nice to show your sensitivity... you're a sugary, manager...

- Pinocchia… How dare you?

- What is that all about?... Do you feel upset?

- Actually, there is too much confusion nowadays. Even here, by God!



© ENRICO MATTIOLI 2017





© Enrico Mattioli 2017