N. 10 - Agreements


Leopoldo Canapone


- Good evening, May I?

- Good evening what?

- I was greeting you...

- … stop with these agreements...

- Pardon?

- Again? Pardon for what?

- I don't understand you…

- Oh, don't you understand?

- No...

- I'm doing the afternoon shift, I have so much things to do outside here and you say me good evening?

- Oh, you're a little burdened...

- Tell what you really think, once in a while… good evening, thank you, sorry, you're welcome… stop it!

- You're out of your mind...

- My life is flying away, yours too. Our lives are a non-existence and you're still going out saying good evening?

- It's not the case to make these dramas...

- Ah no?

- No. These are normal pleasantries, your philosophical discourses seem forced to me.

- Forced?

- Are you a little stressed...

- It's your fault!

- Ours?

- Of the clientele...

- Meaning what?

- You take my breath away...

- This is a commercial business, I go here for shopping, not for friendship or start a discussion. You only should do your job. Then, in confidence, if you accept a suggestion, you should also do other things...

- And what? Enlighten me...

- Have sex, for example...

- Ah, why do you think a fuck is enough for...

- In your case, no. A fuck would be really too small.

- But how dare you?

- Come and see me, Canapone. I have an apartment.

- But what have you in your head? Do you think you know what I need?

- It was just a suggestion, Canapone. Be quiet, you don't have to be fear.

- Fear for what? Me? But look what...

- Canapone, listen: it wouldn't be for attraction but for solidarity...

- I don't understand this confidence...

- Sorry but… you started this discussion against conventions...

- Don't joke. The bill is thirteen euros and fifty cents. Get moving! I have to work and you're wasting my time...

- Ok. Here's to you. And if you change your mind, this is my business card.

 

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